The fat cats in Washington? Turns out they're members of Congress. Way to win the morning, Politico.

Connecting the dots: Actor Russell Crowe is doing his part to fight global warming.

Our active society: "Interviews with orthopedists and sports medicine physicians revealed few serious injuries, but rather a phenomenon more closely resembling a spreading national ache: patients of all ages complaining of strains and swelling related to their use-and overuse-of the Wii."