Posts tagged as land of the retard son
Japanese to be Responsible for the Downfall of Man, All Thanks to Eyeglasses That Tell You When to Blink
BAAAAAAAAAAARRRRFFFF! Seriously guys? You're going to create a special kind of glasses for the slothful fuckwits amongst us that can't get it together enough to blink with a frequency that'll make their eyes not hurt? BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO BUSY INTERNET BROWSING AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES? Why are you rewarding this kind of behavior? Oh God, we're all going to evolve into blobs and it's Japan's fault. And of course this is the same company that makes Sarah Palin's designer specs as well. Of course.
