Dear Kathleen Parker: Welcome to New York City!
Hello!
Congrats on moving to our town for your job working with Eliot Spitzer. (Good luck and be careful!) I'm sorry that you think that New York City is Communist China, which is something you literally just wrote in the Washington Post! And I'm sorry you see signs of "government management" of our lives everywhere, which, are you talking about those bossy crosswalks and weird fences on the corners where you can't cross? Because those were all Giuliani. And it is true that you can't get a good mass market donut here. So now that you've LIVED IN NEW YORK CITY now "FOR A FEW WEEKS" and [...]
