Monday - November 30, 2009
FOREALS
by Mary HK Choi
 

Karl Lagerfeld Made This For You  @1:40 PM

This SpongeBob SquarePants figurine fetched $1,500 at auction in Paris because Karl Lagerfeld perched some specs on it, painted fingerless gloves and attached what I thought was a pharaoh's postiche but is actually a very rakish plastic tie with a symmetrical windsor knot. Bully. READ MORE 5

Wednesday - September 30, 2009
LILY ALL IN
by Mary HK Choi
 

Karl Lagerfeld Extrudes Huge Puffy Chanel Bag O' Fug  @4:28 PM

It's September 30th, 2009 which, as you all know, is just three days shy of that life-altering moment we've all been waiting for: the release of the Cocoon by Chanel line. You know the one, it's got Lily "fake retiree" Allen in the campaign looking Audrey or Gabrielle or whatever gamine, doe-eyed/sloe-eyed, long-necked, 3/4 length everything, somethingsomethingmignonmignonDIAMONDS! READ MORE 101