The only gay disco dance song you will be listening to this Christmas? It is Johnny Weir's "Dirty Love."

Really I'm just posting this because, hey, what's better than watching Johnny Weir take a reporter (ESPN's Jim Caple) for a pedicure? (This is the full video from Caple's piece earlier this month.) Also: "I don't have sex. I don't have time anyway-man, woman, tree." Part two is here if you really get into it. (via)

I do wonder a little what happens to Lost's ratings tonight when all the homosexuals suddenly disappear to watch Johnny. (Although homosexuals are historically underrepresented in Nielsen households, obviously!) Anyway-we don't care if tonight's the night that Hurley finally dies. See you next week, eternally irritating TV show!

"I would like to announce that due to pressures and threats from a certain animal rights group, I will be changing the genuine fox fur on my free program costume that I will use in the 2010 Winter Olympic Games in Vancouver, B.C., to white faux fur…. I hope these activists can understand that my decision to change my costume is in no way a victory for them, but a draw." - Hero American super-athlete Johnny Weir is going to cut a number of animal-loving bitches after Vancouver for threatening him and making him deal with this shit right now while he is super-busy.