Posts Tagged: Jerry Brown

Rick Perry Very Certain Nobody Can Do Business In California

Apple, Google, Hewlett-Packard, Intel, Google, Chevron, Disney, Wells Fargo, Cisco, Oracle, KB Home, Yahoo, Qualcomm, Hilton, Oracle, eBay, Charles Schwab, Clorox, Adobe, Oracle … it seems like a lot of the world's top companies are based in California, including more than half of the NASDAQ technology index. But Texas Governor Rick Perry is the kind of man who knows things in his heart, and he won't let any fancy coastal-elite numbers and facts get in the way of what God tells Rick Perry in the dead of night.

That's why Rick Perry's comically dumb voice is featured on new radio ads aimed at getting Californians to move their [...]


A Note from California: This Governor's Race Is Excruciating Torment

It's a glorious goddamned day in San Francisco right now. The temperature is mild, just warm enough to be comforting; just cool enough to keep you from sweating. The sky so blue it almost looks to have been choked to death. And from where I'm sitting, I can look out my window across the Bay, over to Oakland and Berkeley and the rolling hills of the East Bay. It's not a bad view.

It's the kind of day that makes me realize why I'm still here, and why I'll likely never leave. I arrived a dozen years ago, intending for San Francisco to be but a brief stop on [...]


In California, the Winners Aren't Apologizing To God For Being Liberal

While Barack Obama celebrated his re-election with a wooden victory speech that was more about Christian American God than the human beings who stood in lines to keep him in the White House, in California nobody is apologizing for big liberal wins. Governor Jerry Brown worked his Proposition 30 tax increase hard, constantly flying up and down the state on Southwest, speaking Latin and Greek to the delight and confusion of media people, and making it very clear (in English) that the rival Proposition 38 was a scam funded by a multimillionaire wingnut. Brown's tax on the very rich won, by eight points, and Brown claimed victory with [...]


His aura smiles and never frowns.

"Even though I am California's 'top cop,' 2 of my tires were stolen. No matter. I got 2 new ones and I'm rolling again!" What's less surprising to you: that Jerry Brown drives a hybrid or that he's on Facebook?


Can Billionaire Maid-Firing Employee-Shover Meg Whitman Score Working Class, Woman-Friendly Points?

When it comes to debates, sometimes the news is best summarized in the photo captions: "Meg Whitman called Jerry Brown 'the same old same old,' while he said she was just seeking to enrich wealthy Californians." And, now you know everything you need to know. It was a sad scene last night for the California governor's race. Pre-debate, Jerry Brown was polling just +4 over California's fourth-richest woman, Meg Whitman, both facts which basically mean nothing. And so she spent the evening saying things like "My track record is creating jobs. My business is creating jobs." Meanwhile, most of the papers are still pretty interested in how [...]