It's a day I never thought I would live long enough to witness, but here we are: The mainstream media-in this case, the august Wall Street Journal-has finally seen fit to cast its gaze on Jerkface. I hope the attention doesn't go to his head. From the article (about how online reviews are not critical enough): "Amazon reviewer Marc Schenker in Vancouver has become a Web-ratings vigilante. For the past several years, he has left nothing but one-star reviews for products. He has called men's magazine Maxim a 'bacchanalia of hedonism,' and described 'The Diary of Anne Frank' as 'very, very, very disappointing.'