Posts Tagged: it really took that long to put dumb coffee in a dumb pod and put it in a dumb rocket we’ve been in space for like 50 years now

Where Fancy Garbage Coffee Has Never Gone Before

All coffee is good, from the shittiest diner to the most annoyingly rigorous high-end shop, except for coffee that comes in a pod and claims to be annoyingly rigorous and high end, but which is actual garbage that has been toasted, ground up, dehydrated and put into a non-biodegradable plastic coffin. And now that coffee is in space, which is a good reason to never leave this big dumb rock with all of its perfectly fine non-garbage coffee.