Monday - November 16, 2009

Introducing our New Vertical: For Moms Only!  @10:55 AM

Kidding! This parenting blog gravy train is pretty awesome though. And, thanks to a big article in the LA Times about how they are all product-scarfing prostitutes, the mommy bloggers are all up in arms today. (Most hilarious sentence: "Kraft Foods curried favor with mommy bloggers by bringing some to Los Angeles for the Grilled Cheese Invitational, in an effort to get online parents hungry for cheese.") One mommy-blogger, Christine, quoted in the article—she said "My business is not to bash companies. My business is to create buzz for the products and services we enjoy."—had her husband post a defense on her blog! "Wisk laundry detergent recently invited Christine, all expenses paid, to New York City for a couple of days so she could learn about their product. How fun would that have been? But since she's sold on Tide (no offense to Wisk, which I'm sure has a good product) and she uses it on the bazillion loads of laundry our family churns out each week, she turned Wisk down." Well then, case closed. 15

Friday - October 23, 2009

Last-Minute Racist Pet Costumes!  @3:30 PM

We knew there were plenty of racist human costumes for Halloween but we did not know about the animals. BUT, BUT, BUT—THESE DOGS ARE EPISCOPALIAN!
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Tuesday - July 28, 2009

Top Six Funniest Comments in the 'Idaho Statesman' on the New "Consultancy" Firm Founded by Larry Craig  @1:06 PM

From the Idaho Statesman, on the occasion of the founding of New West Strategies LLC:
1. "I'm glad he was able to 'tap' into some new business."
2. "Consultation on restrooms?"
3. "'Once you're free of it, you really realize how free you really are,' Craig told the Idaho Falls Post Register. Indeed, Mr.Craig! (Is that 'Dancing Queen' by Abba I hear playing in the background?)"
4. "If Kohler or American Standard ever decide to bring out a line of extra-wide toilets, Larry would be the ideal consultant."
5. "Can't wait to read his book: Family Values – The Republican Way. I'm sure it will be endorsed by Ensign, Sanford, Vetter, Foley."
6. "It's all about assuming a 'pro-business' stance." 0

Thursday - June 11, 2009

Asian Poses Dot Com: Racist? Accurate? I Don't Know?  @9:58 AM

Today on the Internet: Asian Poses Dot Com is "the definitive guide to Asian poses." 1. It is run by a Chinese guy. 2. It is actually overly-researched to the point where something that seems racist and awkward actually begins to impress you with its internal logic? 3. Also still weird. [via] 14

Tuesday - April 21, 2009

New Kids On The Twitter Block  @11:42 AM

Two new entrants on Twitter today! Politics oppo research queen Tracy Sefl has arrived, as has aggro New York Times biz reporter Andrew Ross Sorkin, who is already asking if the Times first quarter results would be the same if the paper's website was behind a paywall. Oh this is fun. 3

Tuesday - April 7, 2009

Don't Cry For Me Moldova  @11:09 PM

Our revolutionary anti-Communist Party student friends in adorable landlocked Moldova are organizing via Twitter, says the delightful Ellen Barry in the Times! Maybe the idiot status-update service is not so bad. Except now they are all just retweeting the article. Noise! Signal! Noise! 0