Internet rumors that popular musician Kanye West perished in an automobile accident are completely untrue. Also not dying today: troubled singer Amy Winehouse (heroin overdose), screenwriter Diablo Cody (lockjaw), ABC News White House correspondent Jake Tapper (exposure to second-hand smoke), sculptor Isamu Noguchi (already dead), and Louisiana Senator David Vitter (napkin dermatitis). So don't believe any of these if you see them. Except Noguchi.