In an unsurprising news update, the New Jersey man who smacked his own lawyer in front of a jury convened to determine whether or not he was guilty of a number of violent crimes has been found guilty. He will now be sentenced to life in prison. Because of all the prior bank robbing and stuff. @10:40 AM 4
Andy Rooney: "I Love What You Can Do With A Computer Now" @12:30 PM
Andy Rooney is still alive—and very sarcastic! 6











