To: The Staff of I Can Haz LLC From: Choire Sicha Re: My Free Expression

David, I know you're busy with the accountant, preparing our 2009 taxes (which: LOL), but I wanted to bring to the company's attention my Barack Obama-given right to pump my breast milk at work, as well as the right of all our wonderful contributors to come into the office, pump their breast milk, and then depart (with or without it). You boys might not have this as a high priority, hence this memo. My right to a "reasonable break time" in the pursuit of milk expression is now the law of the land, as [...]