Scary Jews Trying To Kill Ousted President Of Honduras @1:40 PM
Deposed Honduran president Manuel Zelaya, currently ensconced in that country's Brazilian embassy, claims that Israeli mercenaries are trying to poison him with radiation and toxic gas. "Israeli government sources in Miami said they could not confirm the presence of any 'Israelis mercenaries' in Honduras," but they would say that, wouldn't they? 8
Pope's Wrist Fallible And Other News @11:05 AM
My usual Friday attack of Let This Week Be Over Syndrome came early this week (if you're scoring at home, here's exactly when it happened), and I'll try to gut it out and take you through the rest of the day, but man am I finding it hard to care. Still, here are a couple of things you might be interested in. READ MORE 7
Honduras Denies President's Attempt To Return @9:08 AM
Continuing chaos in Honduras, as a plane carrying deposed President Manuel Zelaya was refused permission to land by the interim government there. According to the Wall Street Journal, it's all America's fault, although the paper's position is pretty much always "Blame America first" when there's a Democrat in the White House, so, you know, nothing new there. 0
Honduras Coup: Further Developments @10:15 AM
Against all odds—particularly since it is competing with the untimely passings of Billy Mays, Michael Jackson, and Fred Travalena—the Honduran coup story is becoming the Little Central American News Item That Could. (Jon Stewart even did a bit last night.) Anyway: Amid clashes between soldiers and citizens protesting the ouster of President Manuel Zelaya, leaders from Latin America's left and right joined together to condemn the coup; Zelaya claims he will return to the country on Thursday. READ MORE 5
