How To Be Taken Hostage @2:30 PM
Newsweek has some helpful suggestions, quite randomly presented in cartoon form, about dealing with being taken hostage by another person. I disagree with nearly all of these pro tips! Don't be a hero? America loves heroes. It is anti-American not to be a hero. In fact, your life is meaningless without taking advantage of potential heroism. Let's roll, people! Roll, that is, against the anti-American elitist traitors that run the liberal coastal mouthpiece that is Newsweek. 14
Finally! Black people explain to slow white people what and what not to do: "If you write an article that results in a mass of people denouncing your article and possibly yourself as racist, it’s not going to be for some arbitrary reason. Though it won’t be comfortable, you need to accept the idea that you may have done what it is you are being accused. Calling the large group of people whom you offended irrational is not going to help." Ha, you think? (via) 11
Your Halloween Costume: A Bigot @4:18 PM
The offensive costume is a Halloween staple. Because some people, you just can't reach teach. Combine a need for attention with alcohol and some markers and duct tape and sometimes you get something great. Sometimes you get something else. But we do expect businesses to know better. Read on for this year's most bigoted, misogynistic, racist costumes. All available from legitimate retailers. Including Amazon.com. READ MORE 91
