On the occasion of Kierin Magenta Kirby's 50th birthday, I think it is time that we make an entirely sober assessment of our current condition and ask ourselves if groove does indeed remain within the heart. If we are being completely frank, I cannot honestly say that it is still in mine. I can't point to any specific instance or series of instances from which this deficiency of coronary groove springs, but all medical evidence shows that as men (and it is particularly the case in men, although it has been known to occur in some women) grow older, their heart contains less groove then it did at their [...]
First came the advent of "I READ THIS" on Facebook: "Joe Schmo and 4 other friends recently read articles." Oh did you? That's neat. Sure: the age of automatically reported behavior began stodgily. A little sadly. And also, there was the rise of activity timelines: "Lady X commented on her own status"!
Now there's Svbtle, a blogging… platform? Maybe? But more likely a blogging network? It is currently in invite-only form, and was built by one Dustin Curtis to function as a digital scrapbook that allows him to store ideas that, at some point, become published posts. (The rest of us just use Gmail drafts for this. Or our [...]
"This is the kind of critically bilious emetic I would ordinarily pass by, looking the other way. But at the screening for alleged critics I attended, one lady reviewer old enough to know better went into high-pitched squeals of shrieking hysterics every time the cops described in detail their excrement, flatulence and penis size." -Rex Reed, reviewing "Cop Out," indicates subtly that he has had it with you people laughing about poop and farting and dicks.