Our Lady Correspondent: "Um, here's what a Redskins running back said: "Earlier Tuesday in a radio interview, Portis said it's almost certain that a female reporter 'is gonna want somebody" when she goes into an NFL locker room." Sigh.

The Awl: Oh no.

Our Lady Correspondent: Can you believe that shit?

The Awl: ….

Our Lady Correspondent: This is going to be Jezebel's 9/11… if they ever hear about it.

AP Going To Sue Google Senseless, Senselessly: It is on, according to AP honcho William Dean Singleton, who told a bloodthirsty, news-loving crowd today that "We can no longer stand by and watch others walk off with our work under misguided legal theories."

Linda Hirshman, whose ardent feminism is so strongly felt that she will not allow anything as mundane as "facts" or "evidence"-which are probably man things anyway-to get in the way of an argument, took on ladysite Jezebel for yesterday's debut of new Slate ladysite Double X. Hirshman's contention that Jezebel is "hurting women" would have been an incredibly timely attack if delivered, say, last summer; Jezebel's Megan Carpentier responds rather comprehensively. Then all those bitches in the comment section go crazy.

Salon's catbox-scratching kitty-cat Rebecca Traister is claws-out about cougar phenom: "Ah, liberation! Sweet, hot congress with dudes you were so glad you never had to deal with again after graduation."