Perhaps you know him best as the whimpery gay dude in rehab in the bizarre Sandra Bullock vehicle 28 Days? Perhaps you know him as the creepy murderer in television's messy yet underappreciated scifi body-swapper mystery "Dollhouse." Or maybe you know him most from the very best episodes of the very best TV show, "Strangers with Candy," when he played the leader of the cult that wanted to "sit at the welcome table." As Steve the Pirate in Dodgeball? That dude from "Firefly"? The pedophile on "CSI"? I would call him the man of a thousand faces but he really has just one face and it's magical! Oh, Alan Tudyk! His latest role is that of an insane and likely Austrian and definitely repressed computer hacker and reformed assassin and probable homosexual in Transformers: Dark of the Moon and he achieves the feat of being the one actor who openly mocks this hideous and outrageously expensive-looking film from within. YOU WIN, Alan Tudyk! You are the best. READ MORE

From to time to time, a friend and I play the "Worst Press Release of the Day" game. Well, we have a winner today! It involves Dennis Quaid and Hasbro and the Marines and how for a shocking two-week long period, for every GI JOE: RISE OF COBRA toy you buy then, they will also donate one of these garbage toys to some small and poor child whose only hope of a future job is to... join the Marines! Or work in some overseas Hasbro plastic toy company. READ MORE