Posts Tagged: Handjobs
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Staff Lunch Talk: When A Headline Is A Handful

Choire: whoa http://www.portlandtribune.com/news/story.php?story_id=127913967087475000 Balk: Come ON. Choire: RIGHT?

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Drop me a line if you remember.

Nobody's talking about the real victim in this whole hipster grifter story: it's the guy who first said "I want you to give me a handjob. With your mouth." I think it was a comedian, but I'm damned if I can remember the name. Anyway, that's who's losing all the credit.

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Leading Economic Indicators

Banks are buying back TARP shares, the government is easing off on plans to reorganize the financial regulatory system, and handjobs in the Bronx are going for $200 a pop: Maybe the recession really is over!