Staff Lunch Talk: When A Headline Is A Handful
Choire: whoa http://www.portlandtribune.com/news/story.php?story_id=127913967087475000 Balk: Come ON. Choire: RIGHT?
Choire: whoa http://www.portlandtribune.com/news/story.php?story_id=127913967087475000 Balk: Come ON. Choire: RIGHT?
Nobody's talking about the real victim in this whole hipster grifter story: it's the guy who first said "I want you to give me a handjob. With your mouth." I think it was a comedian, but I'm damned if I can remember the name. Anyway, that's who's losing all the credit.
Banks are buying back TARP shares, the government is easing off on plans to reorganize the financial regulatory system, and handjobs in the Bronx are going for $200 a pop: Maybe the recession really is over!