Studies: Babies who are breastfed are more likely to enroll in college later, where they will then die in alcohol-related incidents. Correlation? Perhaps!

Did you know that NASCAR is a modern-day version of the medieval joust? It is, says professor Karyn Rybacki, who studies stock-car racing, once received a grant to hang out with spectators at the Daytona 500, and is currently working on a memoir entitled The Luckiest Goddamn Academic In America.

Remember the crazy capers you pulled off when you were in college? Kids today aren't much different! "Three teens at Central Connecticut State University face criminal charges after police say they burned popcorn in a microwave, then tied shut the doors to some dorm rooms so students thought they were trapped in a fire." The three students-athletes all-meant no harm; they were in it for the LULZ.