Okay, Science, whaddya got for us today? "Flirting with an attractive woman really does make men feel good, scientists find, as they discover it causes a surge in health-giving hormones. Researchers found that just being in the presence of a pretty member of the opposite sex causes a temporary boost in levels of testosterone and cortisol – both hormones associated with alertness and wellbeing." You know what else it causes? BONERS! Now gimme my grant.