I hate when people tell you they're "disappointed," mostly because who the hell are you, and because it actually deeply upsets me on some of primal Asian female shit where I have to get an A++ in life, BUT, man, I am SO disappointed that Tom Morello used to be a stripper. I mean, I love strippers and am constantly picking glitter out of my eyelids from making bestfriend experiences with them but this upsets me in a profound way. This is SO different from how Al Pacino used to be a gigolo because a) sure and b) penetration and c) Tom Morello was my rock Obama. I mean, seriously, "fuck-you-I-won't-do-what-you-tell-me-unless-it's-to-turn-around-drop-it-like-it's-hot-and-let-you-pantomime-slide-an-Amex-centurion-card-in-the-crack-of-my-ass-like-we're-in-a-Nelly-video-before-you-spritz-Korbel-on-the-Harvard-educated-V-of-my-obliques-for-a-sawbuck"?