Here's a video that ties together so many of the day's themes thus far: Pennsylvania, bears, excessive reliance on videos, and secret Swedish cities of woodworking lesbians. (Okay, not that last one, but I really love that story.) Anyway, two things: One, do not keep wild animals in your home, because they will kill you, and, two, Fox News is biting my bear beat. Don't make me get all Summer of Death on your ass, Murdoch.