Holy yuck, stories like this one about 27-year-old, former model/fashion designer Abigail Lorick-who's BESTIES with the 'Gossip Girl' costume designer and is Blair Waldorf's designer mom's "ghost designer" and overall muse to Blair's style-make me hate fashion. Lorick's aesthetic is described as "feminine... elegant but playful; retro silhouettes in modern prints; simple in the front... decorative in the back. Little Red Riding Hood meets Audrey Hepburn-or what she calls the Lorick Lady." READ MORE

What kind of person takes the 'Gossip Girl' tour of New York? "A dozen-plus passengers and us waited outside the Palace Hotel to board the 40-seater bus. Out of the group, three are reporters and three are photographers."

Blair and Nate are walking down the street and Blair makes a whiny joke about New York University admitting people she would not fuck with Kristen Chenoweth's dick. Then my phone rings, so I get up and leave the room because my brother is still watching. He has to go to bed early because he goes to work at 6 a.m. so it would be rude to make him pause the show and wait for me to finish my phone call. I miss most of the exposition. Speaking of my brother, he was walking down our block Sunday night when a man approached and asked, "Do you recognize me?" READ MORE

We don't really have to do anything more than quote the headline on this press release: "Experience a Day in the Life of Manhattan's Elite on the Tour of 'Gossip Girl' Sites." But seriously: what, you can't walk into Henry Bendel all on your own, without someone telling you it was on the T.V.? It's a fucking department store! READ MORE