This is it! The end! Cathy DIES this weekend! So long, tragicomic. Just to remind you of the agony, here's a clip from the 80s TV special! It's a meditation on-oh God whatever.

I do wonder a little what happens to Lost's ratings tonight when all the homosexuals suddenly disappear to watch Johnny. (Although homosexuals are historically underrepresented in Nielsen households, obviously!) Anyway-we don't care if tonight's the night that Hurley finally dies. See you next week, eternally irritating TV show!