Posts tagged as Good God
Eliot Spitzer and Dim Bulb To Have Terrible Nightly CNN Show
Starting in September, love guv Eliot Spitzer is now your TV chitchat host on the CNN at 8 p.m. every night (that hour when you don't watch TV). He's been partnered with a lady. That lady is Kathleen Parker. She is not bright, basically, though she has a Pulitzer, just like Jennifer Jason Leigh did in the Hudsucker Proxy. CAREER WOMEN, what can you do, etc. I have already canceled this CNN show in my mind.
Roman Polanski: Yes, Why Do Bad Things Happen to Good People?
Some of you ladies sure seem pretty upset over this Roman Polanski rape (or whatever it was, maybe actual rape-rape) thing: "Maybe you aren't aware-and really, thanks to author Robert Harris for pointing this out in today's New York Times-that 'Mr. Polanski's own young children, to whom he is a doting father, want him home.' If you had known that, surely you would have forgiven him by now. If he's not around to raise his kids, who would prevent them from getting raped by good people?"
Clinton Pal Lanny Davis: Busy Bee, Honduras Operative
Hey, what is Clintonista lawyer Lanny Davis up to these days? Oh wait, he's what? "He is just bad, for the country. And not just our country! He is now being bad for Honduras, where the military recently seized power, on behalf of the business elite, who were worried that some of their wealth might be redistributed to that nation's poor." I miss the old days, when we'd just go south of the border and shoot people. Oh wait, we still do that too?
