Because I am old and look back fondly on my days of harder rocking, I have spent the last two days looking for the YouTube video that best displays just how glorious Guided by Voices concerts were in between 1993 and 1996-the era of the classic line-up that is reuniting for the first time since then to play Matador Records 21st anniversary party in Las Vegas this October. (Excuse me, Rocktober.) People are excited about this show for lots of reasons but this should be everyone's main one. Watch this bit of a 1994 concert in the band's hometown of Dayton, Ohio. Look at Robert Pollard's sweater!

So the high school baseball coach who had his players text him upon completion of their masturbation sessions was found guilty Friday. He's set to be sentenced to prison in April, facing up to 100 years. You get the feeling The Boss won't be writing a song about this one.