Posts Tagged: Germany
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Germany Faces Hot Wine Crisis

"Mulled wine is a staple of German Christmas markets, but experts warn that consumers should beware of poor quality. Overcooking the beverage was found to have reduced alcohol content and flavor in more than one in ten mugs in Berlin."

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'Nazi Shazam' Would Be A Good Name For A Band

"German police have developed a Shazam-like smartphone app that allows them to identify far-right rock songs by playing just a brief sample. It could make it harder for neo-Nazis to lure under-18s with music, which is seen as a 'gateway drug' into the scene."

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Football Brings People Together

"Neo-Nazis and Hooligans Find Common Ground"

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Professional Mushroom Foraging Gets Rough

"The forests of Europe are a gold mine of gourmet mushrooms, and professional foragers are breaking laws to get their hands on them. Four of them tried to run over a forestry worker last week in Germany, where mushroom-madness is widespread." There are photos, but they are just of mushrooms, so really you should only click through if you want to read more of the story.

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Modern-Day Version Of Three Bears Pretty Awesome

"Volkan T., the bodybuilder who partied in his underpants on an empty government jet used by Chancellor Angela Merkel, was found sleeping in her bed when police finally entered the plane to get him off, Germany's Bild newspaper reported on Tuesday."

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'Pizza from a Neo-Nazi' Would Be A Good Name For A German Book

"A former neighbor of the main defendant in the trial of Germany's murderous neo-Nazi terrorist cell has described her as a friendly woman who would stop by for drinks and even once brought a pizza." But also: "In response to a question by the presiding judge, however, the witness admitted that a picture of Adolf Hitler had stood on his television in his basement. But he claimed it had no political meaning and was merely a remembrance of a neighbor who had died."

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German Dentist Even More Evil Than Regular Dentists

Do you have the (perfectly reasonable) fear of dentistry that makes any mentions thereof a terrifying and unpleasant intrusion on your psyche and well-being? If so, I would advise you to steer clear of the Internet for the rest of the day, because there is a very disturbing story out there you will find it best to avoid. The rest of you sick bastards can click here, but you disgust me.

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In New York This Scarf Would Have Taken A Selfie As The Guy Drowned

"Drowning American pulled to safety from German river by hipster's scarf"

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Meet Me At The German Death Cafe

"Graveyards may not seem the ideal location for afternoon tea, but there is a trend towards opening cafes inside cemetery walls in Berlin and other cities. They offer comfort not just for the bereaved but for local people and tourists who seek tranquility."

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Germany Has Crabs

"A number of large crabs escaped from a box on a German train and not all have been found, police said on Tuesday."

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Uniforms Allies

"On an aesthetic level, the uniforms haven't been nearly as warmly received as on a political one. Although Germany's Olympic athletes have spoken out in support of them — snowboarder Konstantin Schad told the daily Die Welt 'they look impressive' — the reaction on Twitter and elsewhere has been mostly negative. One Twitter user described it as a misguided homage to Apple's new iOS7 operating system, while Die Tageszeitung was more harsh: 'If this had been meant as a political protest, then it would have been okay, but if it's just a "fashionable jacket," and on top of that, a butt-ugly one?'" —Are Germany's Olympic uniforms pro-gay?

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German Terror Turtle Still At Large

"Even at night, the Bavarian village of Irsee isn't able to settle down. The town's mayor, Andreas Lieb, was at the nearby lake Oggenrieder Weiher on Tuesday evening when he came across four people busily working away in the darkness. Lieb promptly asked the unwanted guests to leave. 'They were pros,' says Lieb, adding that they were equipped with high-powered flashlights and protective clothing. The night-time visitors were attracted to the lake due to an incident that occurred there last week: An eight-year-old boy's Achilles tendon was severed while playing in the water — and experts believe that the injury was caused by an [...]

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The Nobel Peace Prize For Espionage

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On February 28, 1933, the Reichstag Fire Decree gave Adolf Hitler the emergency powers he needed to suspend civil liberties, and the Nazi party wasted no time targeting political opponents.1

Carl von Ossietzky was arrested by the special police that very morning. It was not the first time the editor-in-chief of Die Weltbühne (The World Stage), the voice of leftist intellectuals, had been in a [...]

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Springtime For Jami Attenberg And Germany

"I did not learn to cook, either. Instead I have become a superior dinner guest. I am wonderful to have at your side while you cook, particularly if you give me a glass of wine, and also to have sit at your table, because I will appreciate your food in a deep, emotional and highly verbal way." —Awl pal Jami Attenberg reminds us that the key ingredient in chicken noodle soup is "guilt." In other news, her wonderful novel The Middlesteins has been picked up by German publishing company Schoffling & Co. It's fun to imagine the conversations at the office about how to handle the retitling of [...]

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You Won't Believe Where This Cannibalism Story Takes Place

"New information about an alleged case of cannibalism in Germany suggests the suspect was immersed in the online fetish world, and had discussed a similar act with another willing potential victim. He ran a bed and breakfast which advertised its grilling facilities." Oh, Germany. You just can't help yourself, can you?

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Try The Veal Cake

"People either love it or hate it," says German butcher Christin Popella of her special Christmas Stollen cake "made of veal, chunks of fat, cranberries and almonds." There is of course a picture, which is worth seeing from an emetic perspective.

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What Germany Fears

"Germans Wary of New Huffington Post"

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You Never Know With Those Skeletons In German Attics

"For weeks, experts have been trying to determine whether a mysterious mummy found by a German boy in his grandmother's attic is authentic. The answer appears to be: yes and no. It has a real human skull, but a plastic skeleton, the news agency DPA reported Wednesday."

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Germany's Turtle Terror

"Dangerous Turtle At Large in Bavaria"

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Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz Cut

"Call it linguistic precision engineering. The German language permits the creation of words of endless length, many of which refer to laws. Now the country has lost its longest official word following the repeal of a complex law regarding mad cow disease — and is seeking a new one." —What are the Germans going to do now that 'Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz' is no longer an acceptable word? And what did 'Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz' even mean? As the article goes on to explain, 'Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz' can be loosely translated as 'the strange condition in which, due to skin tone or softness of features, a person somehow appears to have been Photoshopped into a picture no [...]