Friday - July 10, 2009

The Continuing Mystery Of Lady Gaga  @3:40 PM


I'm sorry, I still don't get it. 24

Friday - June 12, 2009

Asswiping: Now So Easy Even A Fat Guy Can Do It!  @11:35 AM


If you haven't seen this yet, you probably still have a small bit of faith in humanity left. I remember when I was once like you! (Better: "The next time I'm tempted to eat fast food or something, I'm going to remember that nothing tastes as good as being able to wipe your own ass feels.") 23

Friday - May 29, 2009

Garbage Time!  @2:40 PM

Hey, look, here's the deal: Choire left an hour ago for his special secret hideaway in Mohampton and I'm SO NOT FEELING THIS DAY. How about I feed you a bunch of quicklinks for the next couple hours or so and then we call it a week? Voice your approval in the comments section. [NOTE: Lack of comments will also be considered a yes vote.]

UPDATE: Choire told me to go drink! So I'm gonna! Talk amongst yourselves! And have a good weekend. (Also, on your way out, do read this, it's fucking amazing.) 73

Friday - May 22, 2009

Web 2.Pope  @12:00 PM

Yeah, uh, pass, thanks: "You won't get a chance to poke him, but a new Vatican website is offering a Facebook application to 'meet the Pope'. The Roman Catholic church is keen to use the networking site to woo young people back and its www.pope2you.net
site has has gone live. Another application allows the faithful to see the pontiff's speeches and messages on their iPhones or iPods." 10