Hasbro Wants Children (For War and Cheap Labor) @1:11 PM
From to time to time, a friend and I play the "Worst Press Release of the Day" game. Well, we have a winner today! It involves Dennis Quaid and Hasbro and the Marines and how for a shocking two-week long period, for every GI JOE: RISE OF COBRA toy you buy then, they will also donate one of these garbage toys to some small and poor child whose only hope of a future job is to… join the Marines! Or work in some overseas Hasbro plastic toy company. READ MORE 37












