Barack Obama's Eyes Were Watching God @9:45 AM
In the matter of United States President Barack Obama's ass-ogling, let us not jump to hasty conclusions. I believe moderation, restraint, and an awareness of the complexities of the male gaze require no less than a considered and circumspect response. READ MORE 19
Berlusconi Hands Out Autographed Jackets To Bemused G8 Summiteers @1:20 PM
World leaders at the G8 summit meeting in L'Aquila, Italy, are receiving a very special gift from Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi: hookers! Oops, no, actually, they're getting Belstaff motorcycle jackets. These aren't just any old coats, either: "Every single jacket is made to measure," said Manuele Malenotti, whose Italy-based Clothing Co bought Belstaff five years ago. "Every single jacket is signed by Berlusconi." As presents go, I guess it beats an iPod. And Berlusconi no doubt believes that anything with his signature on it is the best gift anyone could ever get. But it's got to be a disappointment to those who came expecting the famous Berlusconi hookers. You know what I'm talking about, right, Japanese Prime Minister Taro Aso? 5
