Posts Tagged: Fucking
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Everyone Bad At Fucking

"Sex problems do not only affect middle age and older people — teens and young adults have difficulties with sex too, a new study from Canada shows."

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Fucking Much Easier Now

"In olden days, people hoping to get their rocks off using the Internet had no choice but to try their luck on services like Match.com or OkCupid — which require them to fill out profiles, choose flattering photos, and spend hours crafting messages that likely went unread — or wade into the sketchy backwaters of Adult FriendFinder or Craigslist postings. "

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Rabbit Rabbity

Yeah, it's that kind of day. Sigh. Alright, anyway, here we go: "A LUCKY bunny had it away with 10 lady rabbits after a prankster stuck him in an all-female colony at an animal centre…. Shocked staff discovered him the next morning — sparked out after a night of rabbit passion." The phrase "bunny bonking" also comes into play.

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Science Discovers The Revenge Fuck

"'People really do use sex as a way to get over or get back at their ex-partner in the aftermath of a breakup,' said study researcher Lynne Cooper, a psychologist at the University of Missouri."

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Man Really Into Fucking

"Roger would fuck a snake if you held it down." —I cannot believe I have never heard someone with a compulsion to do sex described this way before. And I'm old! Anyway, what a terrific line.

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Beer With Sweary German Name Will Delight Frat Boys Everywhere

To the world of branding: "The European Union trademarks authority has permitted a German firm to register the brand name 'Fucking Hell' for a new beer, much to the irritation of the Austrian village of Fucking. In English, the term 'Fucking Hell' is just an expletive used to express irritation or surprise. In German, it could refer to a light ale from Fucking in Upper Austria, because "Hell" is a term for light ale in southern Germany and Austria." Other towns with amusing German names include "Kissing," "Petting," "Wank," and "WoWirAlleJudenGetötet."

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Robots Fucking Robots

"Machine learning has been around for years. New algorithms for data analysis, combined with increasing computer power and interconnectedness, means that intelligent machines will be able to comprehend massive amounts of contextual information. They would not only be able to understand what a piece of information is about, but how it relates to other information. The capability to understand correlations and get 'the big picture' could potentially enable them to set their own goals. Already there are autonomous robotic systems that do that, military drones being an example. Self-improvement could be next. Perhaps by exploring and learning about human evolution, intelligent machines will come to the conclusion that sex [...]

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"I'm A Fucker, Not A Chucker"

"Sean Glass, the owner of Win Records, was taken aback when he saw his overall score of 6 — and that more than one hookup labeled him #F—-dMeAndChuckedMe. 'I can’t believe people say that,' says Glass, 28. 'I’ve never f—– and chucked anybody. I’ve just had sex with girls without it turning into a relationship. And #GoneByMorning is not true. I’ve very rarely slept over at anyone’s apartment.'" —"Here's the app every single guy in NYC fears"