Yeah, it's that kind of day. Sigh. Alright, anyway, here we go: "A LUCKY bunny had it away with 10 lady rabbits after a prankster stuck him in an all-female colony at an animal centre…. Shocked staff discovered him the next morning — sparked out after a night of rabbit passion." The phrase "bunny bonking" also comes into play.

To the world of branding: "The European Union trademarks authority has permitted a German firm to register the brand name 'Fucking Hell' for a new beer, much to the irritation of the Austrian village of Fucking. In English, the term 'Fucking Hell' is just an expletive used to express irritation or surprise. In German, it could refer to a light ale from Fucking in Upper Austria, because "Hell" is a term for light ale in southern Germany and Austria." Other towns with amusing German names include "Kissing," "Petting," "Wank," and "WoWirAlleJudenGetötet."