All of the obvious (and unhappy-making) candidates have sworn to John Koblin that they are not going to be the new New York Times restaurant critic. There should be an announcement later this week. (Meanwhile, the bloggy-foodies are so over it, like one Josh Ozersky: "'The Times critic can't go on TV!' he said. 'What would you do with that power? You can't go to the restaurants you like, you can't shmooze with the chefs and writers you like. You can't go on Top Chef!'" Haha, hilarious, what is wrong with you Josh Ozersky?!) And then, oh, I just figured it out! I think I know who the new [...]