If you are not worried that there is something wrong with you a quick stroll through this list of body-type-associated conditions should put you right.
A Colorado man who was picking up an iPad as a present for a co-worker was rewarded for his errand-running with a mugging that left him minus a finger. After leaving the Apple Store at his local mall with the bag tied around his fingers, Bill Jordan — who noted to his local CBS affiliate that he'd moved his family to the Rockies in order to get away from the wilds of New Jersey — was accosted in the parking lot. And then: "He was almost sitting on the ground he was pulling so hard and [the bag] was still tied around my fingers; and it wouldn't come [...]
"A father had his finger bitten off in a brawl with another parent as they waited for their children's nativity play to begin."