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Posts tagged as Fatness

More Americans Finding New Ways To Be Obese

I don't want to offend anyone who is sensitive about weight issues so I will try to put this as gently as possible: Jesus Christ, America, get your lard-ass off of the couch and go take a walk or something. You fat fuck.

NJ Pol Calls Out Opponent For Lardassedness

Desperate New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine has finally played the "fat" card in his re-election campaign, running an ad that accuses tubby challenger Chris Christie of "throwing his weight around." I'm not sure how Christie can respond in kind to this one; there's no subtle phrase that one can use to suggest that one's opponent "looks like a Jew."