Have you heard about Alberto Cutié? The hottie Hispanic holy man was recently photographed "kissing and caressing a bikinied brunette on a Florida beach." The photos, which show the sultry spiritual leader with "his right hand in the unnamed brunette's bikini bottom" have rocked the Spanish-speaking community; not just in his Miami Beach parish, but throughout Latin America. (Cutié is so popular for his radio and television work that he is known as "Father Oprah.")