Posts tagged as Explanations
Early Drafts Of The First Part Of The Line "I've Had Sex Four Times This Week I'll Explain/Having A Hard Time Adjusting To Fame…" From Drake's New Song
1) I've had ice-cream four times this week
2) I've had diarrhea four times this week
3) I saw Something Borrowed in the theater twice
4) I've been wearing the same socks since Tuesday
5) I brushed my teeth with just water this morning
6) I clipped my toenails in the bed and I'm pretty sure I didn't find all the parings when I tried to sweep them up
7) I watched both cases in an episode of "Judge Judy" yesterday while eating peanut butter and Nutella straight out of the jars with a spoon
8) The cat threw up on the couch and I just turned the cushion over
9) A piece of cheese fell down into the crack between the counter and the oven
10) I peed in the plant again
11) I was eating the peanut butter and Nutella with the same spoon, and some Nutella got mixed into the peanut-butter, I saw it there, but I closed the jar and put it back into the cabinet like that anyway
Ball Lightning, UFOs And Other Mysteries
"Could it be that the meteor descending through the atmosphere, having passed through the ionosphere, actually created a transient conductive connection between the ionosphere and the ground, even if it was only for a few seconds? Was that enough to put charge into the ground, and then with the discharge form some kind of plasma ball above?" READ MORE
Helpful Explanations: Understanding the Gawker v. 4chan Thing
Now, I don't want to beat a dead horse, but this is the internet, and beating a dead horse is an Olympic sport around here. So for those of you seemingly out of the loop about this Gawker v 4chan nonsense, here's a bit of context. READ MORE
"In a properly functioning capitalist economy, rich people don't 'create jobs' for workers; workers, upon having jobs, create rich people."
This is a fantastic read from Baltimore City Paper, on the "fact" that Maryland's number of millionaires dropped to 4,910 in 2008 from 7,067 in 2007. It includes a basic primer on how business works, which is so delightful we must excerpt it here. READ MORE
A Note On Stupid Bitches
Since I am getting very lightly raked over some very minor coals on the charges of SEXISM AGAINST LADIES here and there on the Internet (although not raked very hard because I am a man and men get treated 1000 times better than women on the Internet), because I called some lady "stupid" yesterday, I thought maybe I could make clear my official position on which major gender is totally better than the other major gender. READ MORE
