I have spent the morning in a shameful frenzy over the state of Ellen Pompeo's feet. I cannot explain why-toes don't really do it for me, and I'm sure Ellen Pompeo is a very nice person who is very good on her show, but she doesn't really do it for me either-except to blame it on the fever trance of the Internet. The cause of my ruination was this Daily Mail article, which suggests that all is not as it should be in Pompeo's pumps.