So here is the greatest story you will read all week. Read it slowly. Just maybe a paragraph, then some coffee, then another, then take a little walk. Anything I could tell you about this latest bit of genius from Ellen Barry, over in Russia, would be to spoil it. Except: there are even bears. SIDEBAR: Barry is, to my mind, one of the best five reporters working today, which is of interest, because when I make this list in my head, I think at least four of them are women! Why are men so untalented and impoverished mentally?

Our revolutionary anti-Communist Party student friends in adorable landlocked Moldova are organizing via Twitter, says the delightful Ellen Barry in the Times! Maybe the idiot status-update service is not so bad. Except now they are all just retweeting the article. Noise! Signal! Noise!