"Look at my picture and ask yourself 'Would he really do that for money?' YOU CAN TELL I WOULD!" READ MORE

One would think the picture of a six-foot Rick Perry "chia pet" planter would be comment enough. No sir. The story behind the chia governor (yours for $4,500) is much, much better (worse?). READ MORE

BARGH, people. What in balls is going on? Why is bloated online swap meet eBay going all analog and erecting a store in midtown Manhattan? I mean, it's a pop-up and not a brick-and-mortar and it's SO special and open for ONLY a week but someone explain to me the crazytown collected hodgepodgery? An eBay exclusive Norma Kamali collabo, L.A.M.B. shoes, Anthropologie dresses and DOONEY & BOURKE? Who fucks with Dooney & Bourke other than people who say "pocket book" and think Coach monogram is like a real thing? Who is this person who'll go to 57th street during the week of Thanksgiving with the sole motivation of buying THIS crap? Also, "shoppers will have access to the entire eBay marketplace via Internet kiosks." So wait, you get to go all the way outside so you can stand thick in the pig-flu riddled shit and GO ON eBAY? Do these people really exist? Are they waiting for Wikipedia to come out with a hardbound? Should etsy maybe open a flagship in SoHo with a subbasement to store ALL the inventory EVER? Holy 2009... this is going to work isn't it?