An 80% chance of fail.

Our Kennedy-dog-having fascist-socialist tea-hating President Barack Obama is going to force the EPA to assert that "greenhouse gas emissions like carbon dioxide endanger human health and welfare," according to Reuters. Do you not think we should take some time to study this crazy idea? Particularly in relation to God's plan. I don't see no seas rising, unless you look at the lies on the Wikipedia.

COUNTRY OF DIMWITS DESERVES TO BE BOMBED. (CNN) — New photographs released by NASA have captured images of a vast stellar formation resembling a human hand reaching across space.

In fact it doesn't even look very much like a hand! Unless you are high on peyote or Jesus.