"Why do we laugh at ducks? Why do we find them funny? Did Walt Disney choose Donald Duck as a cartoon character because ducks are inherently comic, or do ducks seem all the more comical because of the creation of Donald Duck?... Because ducks are fat? Is it because we eat them? (At least, some of us do). Is it because of both attributes combined, so that when we look upon them and see how bulbous-bodied they are, we somewhere deep in our minds – at least, the carnivores amongst us – cannot help seeing them upside down on a plate, and so cannot take them seriously as living beings?" READ MORE

36. Howard the Duck

35. Mallard Fillmore

34. The Aflac Duck

33. Mrs. Beakley

32. Webbigail Vanderquack

31. Quackula

30. Negaduck

29. Flintheart Glomgold

28. Wade the Duck

27. Kvack

26. Glittering Goldie

25. Daisy

24. Doofus Drake

23. Dewey

22. Louie

21. Huey

20. Herbert J. "Honker" Muddlefoot Jr.

19. Gosalyn Mallard (née Waddlemeyer)

18. Count Duckula

17. Deputy Duck

16. Drake Mallard aka Darkwing Duck

15. Bubba the Caveduck

14. Ferdinand the Duck

13. Emily Quackfaster aka Mrs. Featherby

12. Fenton Crackshell aka Gizmoduck

11. Gyro Gearloose

10. Donald

9. Ludwig Von Drake

8. Magica De Spell

7. Plucky

6. Baby "Down the Hooooole" Plucky

5. Launchpad McQuack

4. Daffy

3. Gooseberry Sprig

2. The Ugly Duckling

1. Scrooge McDuck

Tiny-dicked ducks with rape on their minds are spreading bird flu through sexual transmission, according to a study by Hungarian scientists. READ MORE