"Rep. Michael Grimm (R-NY) says he did not have sex with a woman in the bathroom at The Owl’s Head in Bay Ridge on the Friday before the government shutdown."
"Absolute rubbish… This story's three months old. There's more chance of you fucking me than Elton appearing on US Idol." -Gary Farrow, publicist for Elton John, vigorously disputes the rumor that the singer will replace Simon Cowell on "American Idol."
"Former Florida GOP Gov. Jeb Bush said Tuesday that he is 'not running' for president in 2012." -I don't really believe it but okay. *Running to my room, slamming the door, weeping for a while.*