Posts Tagged: Demented Whist Players
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Bring Me The Hand Of The Demented Whist Player

There's been another blow struck to the national heritage of Knifecrime Island, as the severed hand of swindling cardsharp was stolen from the pub in Wiltshire where it had been on display for nearly a century. The vexed spirit of its owner, thought to still be a regular at the establishment, will no doubt be even more troubled by this disturbing bit of metacarpal thievery.