Posts tagged as DEATH BEAR
From The Makers Of Death Bear
"Punch Me Panda leaves the L train in Brooklyn.
Punch Me Panda walks down a Brooklyn street.
A man punches Punch Me Panda.
Someone runs from Punch Me Panda."
—This is like the weirdest children's book ever. Great pictures though.
Death Bear Confronted by Ex, Screaming Women, Panties
Remember how we told you, with great excitement, that Death Bear would be touring Brooklyn over the weekend? (Death Bear is a conceptual art project (OKAY) in which a fellow named Nate Hill dresses up as a big scary bear, comes to your house, and takes away objects that cause you pain or anxiety.) Apparently this did not end well. (Surprise?) Or it ended too well, when Death Bear ended up at the home of his own ex-lover. And was unable to take away her pain. READ MORE
"When you summon Death Bear to your door, you can rest assured that help has come"
"Death Bear will take things from you that trigger painful memories and stow them away in his cave where they will remain forever allowing you to move on with your life." Call Death Bear this weekend for service in Brooklyn: send texts to 347-742-2293.
