Are you a subscriber to The Awl's daily newsletter? No? Well go fuck yourself, you stupid scrotmunch. Oops, I mean, you totally should be! It comes direct to your inbox every morning, or whenever I ask Choire if he's written it yet and he's all, "Oh, fuck, lemme do that right now!" Anyway, it is full of valuable content that you cannot find anywhere else-today was all about tacos or something! (I don't really read it, but everyone tells me it's great.) You should for sure make this part of your routine. DO IT NOW! Thank you! READ MORE

We are starting up an email list. It is for fun-and later FOR PROFIT. It will be just like Daily Candy, except not about things for vapid girls. It will be just like VSL, except not about what's cool. Ha, I'm totally kidding, I don't really know what it'll be like, but I like the idea of dashing off an email in the morning to you people. And then, in like three months, we will put an ADVERTISEMENT on it and it will pay for Alex Balk to have a new pair of shoes someday. He is wearing garbage bags and twist-ties on his feet, it is just like "The Road." READ MORE