The Awl http://www.theawl.com/ Be Less Stupid Tue, 20 Jul 2010 16:30:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.2 Tortured, Near-Drowned Donkey Gets Russian Parasailing Company In Trouble http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/tortured-near-drowned-donkey-gets-russian-parasailing-company-in-trouble http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/tortured-near-drowned-donkey-gets-russian-parasailing-company-in-trouble#comments Tue, 20 Jul 2010 16:30:29 +0000 Dave Bry http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/tortured-near-drowned-donkey-gets-russian-parasailing-company-in-trouble
This is the worst idea since Mr. Carlson's Thanksgiving turkey drop on "WKRP in Cincinnati."

(Or maybe just the worst idea since whatever those Quiznos guys did to those poor cats over at Quiznos!)

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This is the worst idea since Mr. Carlson's Thanksgiving turkey drop on "WKRP in Cincinnati."

(Or maybe just the worst idea since whatever those Quiznos guys did to those poor cats over at Quiznos!)

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]]> http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/tortured-near-drowned-donkey-gets-russian-parasailing-company-in-trouble/feed 14 Oh, That's So Cute, An Ice-Skating Bea... AAAGHHH!!! NO, NO!!! PLEASE GOD, HELP ME!!! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me#comments Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:45:50 +0000 Dave Bry http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me
You know what bears don't like so much? Wearing ice-skates. As the BBC reports, an ice-skating bear killed the manager of a touring Russian circus while they practiced for a show in Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan. "The bear, WHO HAD ON SKATES AT THE TIME, severely mauled another circus worker who tried to rescue the manager." Apparently, bears in Russia play hockey, too. That seems like a good idea. Let's give these killing machines big sticks to go along with their razor-sharp claws and teeth.

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You know what bears don't like so much? Wearing ice-skates. As the BBC reports, an ice-skating bear killed the manager of a touring Russian circus while they practiced for a show in Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan. "The bear, WHO HAD ON SKATES AT THE TIME, severely mauled another circus worker who tried to rescue the manager." Apparently, bears in Russia play hockey, too. That seems like a good idea. Let's give these killing machines big sticks to go along with their razor-sharp claws and teeth.

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