Panic mode! The injustice of this world keeps thickening like giblet gravy. The Internets have been abuzz for ages with the most recent setback for the black woman (me) and it's pretty much sending devastating shockwaves throughout my brains. Here's the scoop: Black women, the more edumacationed you are, the less likely it is for you to get maaaaaaa-wied! Even though I am a goddamn-right-don't-fucking-touch-me-unless-I-say-so-my-body-is-not-an-object-for-displaced-male-on-male-fantasies-to-be-realized-through-the-occasional-ass-fuck feminist, this is like really, reeeeeeally freaking me out.

"He visited the brother in the WH. No telling what our house looks like now. He'll let any body in it seems. I hope there's something from our past left by the time he parades all these thugs through there." -Say what you will about anonymity, blog comments and the Internet: when Jay-Z visits Obama at the White House, it's only in the comments sections where you really learn how things truly are. (MEANWHILE, nobody's saying nothing about Beyonce or heads will roll…. even though she spent the day with Mike Bloomberg?)

Serious diversity hits this list, compiled by PopJew, of the cutest boys in the music scene, right around #7: Aaron Lefkove from Liquor Store. "Any cute boyz list would not be complete without at least one Jewish boy." But just one, we hope. (via the Jew in question.)