Jim Carrey is so Mary J. Blige to me. Like, the second he fell in love and got all happy I lost interest because unless there are blue flames of volatile crazy and tar pools of combustible anguish behind the eyeballs I no longer care about you as a famous person. Really sad famous people are a good flavor because they are hazards which makes them hilarious. So whatever, Jim Carrey's DONEBEEN playing Uno with Mary in celebrity purgatory in the sunken living room of my brain with Jenny McCarthy mixing a big pitcher of virgin Tom Collinses and I wanted to change the channel because he was so BORING until I found his web site. It is AMAZING. READ MORE 23