Posts Tagged: Contracts
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Five Questions & Answers from the Ashley Madison 'Affair Guarantee' FAQs

Q. Why am I required to post a primary photo in my public or private showcase? A. We have found that members with photos have a better experience on AshleyMadison.com. In fact, users with photos are 10 times more likely to be contacted! It is for this reason that the program rules specify that you must have at least one primary photo.

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How Much Does It Cost To Pay A Celebrity To Get To, Uh, Completion?

In these times, one is tempted by all sorts of income streams. So it's useful, in comparing your value in the market, to know how much a porn publisher would pay a minor celebrity to "masturbate on camera to completion." (Prepositions are weird, right?) Above the Law provides the contracts from gay porn house Corbin Fisher.

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We Are Willing Slaves to Purveyors of Telephones

Cellphone contracts represent both the semi-sexual climax and death rattle of our civilization. This magical meeting of law, technology and corporate bravado has created a whole wild new frontier of consumer interaction, undoing along the way centuries of prevailing thought about the customer being "right" and having any power of "voting with their dollars." It's remarkable what we chose to accept! But if you think we have it bad in America? Try dealing with canceling a cellphone contract in France: "Go to the United States and once you are there, go to the Mairie de Californie (aka the 'city hall of California') and get them to write you [...]

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Why The Ads For Christmas Engagement Rings Make Me Uncomfortable

It's not even December, but the "aggravating trends in holiday commercials" list is already filling itself out quite nicely, and right behind the chart-topping scourge of twee that is Pomplamoose has to be the surge in ads for diamond merchants like Jared, Zales, and Kay, all of which have decided that the best way for a man to celebrate the season is to put a sparkly ring on his intended's finger. But all these ads are doing for me, a red-blooded American female, is solidifying my belief that that I never want someone in a relationship with me to feel like they have to "propose."