The Supreme Court ruled that former Attorney General John Ashcroft and FBI Director Robert Mueller cannot be sued by a Pakistani man who was detained in the wake of the 9/11 terrorist attacks because they did not actually kick him in the stomach or drag him across the ground themselves The Court also announced that it will review the appeal of convicted swindler Conrad Black. Finally, a recent Fox News poll suggests that one in six Americans thinks Oprah Winfrey would make a good replacement for Justice Souter. If you can think of some amusing way to connect all three of these items you can have my job.